Mr. Taylor

"Lo siento."

~Señor Taylor

Señor Taylor
Mr. Taylor is a mysterious entity who can speak semi-fluent English and Spanish, though his speech is confusing in either language. Originally introduced as an invasive species, this individual has been tamed and taught the basic methods to teach the Spanish language to English speakers. As an experiment he was allowed to put these ideas into practice. Though student feedback has been positive, the experiment will likely be shut down due to dissent from the rest of the Spanish department. The phrase "lo siento," a Spanish expression for "I'm sorry," appears to be the default phrase off of which his speech patterns operate. Taylor is also 'employed' by Alderdice while gathering all of their secrets, though this is simply a way for the rest of the teachers to stay informed about the outside world.

History
Señor Taylor's kind was introduced in 1994 by some Idiots With Genius. Due to genetic modification he and the rest of his kind possess the innate ability to speak Spanish and have since evolved to speak English as well. The goal of the IWG in releasing these individuals was to destroy the local ecosystem. However, Taylor's clan has integrated well with minimal impact on the rest of Pittsburgh and their population stabilized in 2004. They dwell underground near old steel plants and their burrows have likely spread throughout most of Pittsburgh.